Road Trip Adventure of Loser
These two tourists traveled nearly 6,000 miles, swam across a raging ocean, and crossed seven countries to lose everything and find themselves. How did they do it? Simple. Instead of tourist attractions, they met me. And as you know, I'm always willing to help. But not in the same way that, say, those who give alms. I'm the kind of guy who rips off a Band-Aid with a swipe. I'm the kind of person who gives the rod, not the fish. Anyway, I've turned their entire mindset upside down, and now they're happier than ever. Especially that hot girl with the tight pussy...
